If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH OMG
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can we talk about my new shirt
can we TALK about it please
can we BUY it
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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
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if you miss it the first time, just look again
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my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
I CNAT BRETHA
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its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”
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its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”
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